Do you know how many children Elon Musk has? That’s probably a silly question; you almost certainly do not.
Perhaps a better question is: Does Elon know how many children Elon has? The answer is almost definitely? I mean, probably? Surely yes?
To make this a little easier, here’s a little quiz for you:
How many children does Elon Musk have?
A. 2 kids with his lovely wife.
B. 5 kids, some with his first wife and some with his second wife.
C. 10 children, as ChatGPT thinks.
D. 14 children, including 8 born since 2020, with 4 different women, including 1 named X Æ A-12, though his name was later changed to X Æ A-Xii.
Did you guess D? You’re right! You can see all of the details in Vanity Fair’s article entitled “Elon Musk’s 14 Children and Their Mothers (That We Know Of): A Handy Guide” Handy indeed!
The genius here is how little contact he has with most of them! One of them is transgender, and Elon claims that this very alive daughter was “killed” by the “woke mind virus.“
With one of the other baby mothers, he filed for divorce in Texas, apparently so that he wouldn’t have to pay as much in child support. That means he only has to pay $2,760 per month , or $920 per child per month.
Let’s think about that number: $920. Suppose you’re a pretty well off American, and you have a net worth of $2 million. Elon is worth about $350 billion right now, give or take a few tens of billions.
That $920 a month Elon pays is the equivalent of our well off American paying just one half of one penny every month. Or, for all 3 kids, 1.6 cents. Wouldn’t you fight to make sure you were divorced in Texas to make sure you didn’t pay more than that?
That’s the genius of having little contact with your children (except for the occasional photo op with X Æ A-Xii): It’s so much cheaper than actually raising them and spending time with them and caring about them! Simple, efficient, cost-effective genius.
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